Classic Rude Joke of The Day #41 - Bill Clinton Goes To Hell

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Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell.
The devil awaits him. He says “Bill, don’t worry, it’s not as bad down here as they say. I let you pick your eternal punishment for yourself.”
“What are my options?” Bill asks.
So the devil shows him around.
Behind the first door is Ronald Reagan. He’s chained up, and getting whipped by a bunch of little devils constantly. Bill declines.
Behind the next door is JFK. He’s on a wheel, getting his bones broken, healed and broken again. Bill declines as well.
Behind the third door is George Bush. He’s chained to the wall. At his knees is Monica Lewinsky, sucking him off. Bill says “great! I’ll take that one.”
The devil shouts into the room: ”Alright Monica, you can leave now”

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