You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
United States President-elect Donald J. Trump in Paris: I'm back. I know you all bitches hate me, and I don't care. I'm already in command and the whole world knows it.