Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
A train wreck Kamala goes to another scripted interview to deliver more cackles: "When Biden told me he was dropping out of the race I got a pork roast and started marinating it, ha ha ha ha!"