You can't make this shit up: Kamala & Walz talk about tacos while hiding from the press. Walz is such a gentleman - he pulls Kamala's chair out for her, allows her to sit first, then seats himself.
You can't make this shit up. This CBS fake news dude criticizes Trump's "unrealistic idea" of "no tax on tips," then praises Kamala's stolen "great idea" of "no tax on tips."
You can't make this shit up. Dem Pritzker: "Trump sits around all day & doesn't actually do much. He's got to go out & do some work. Kamala answers questions along the way when she's moving from one place to another."
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.