You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
You can't make this shit up. Kamala's Campaign Senior Advisor: "We are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on Donald Trump and INSTALL Vice President Harris as the next President of the United States."
You can't make this shit up: Press Sec claims that Biden did not call Trump supporters "garbage" after Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," & the press is only concerned about it bc it might hurt Kamala's campaign.
You can't make this shit up: Trump hater Joy Behar says the View is the truth teller because they share "statistics" and Trump was elected because people "have been misinformed, misled by other networks."
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
You can't make this shit up: Creepy Joe says he doesn't know how politicians making money in office look their constituents in the eye, and admits that groceries are too expensive on his watch than before the pandemic.