Cackling Kamala explains the difficulty with those lids on the Starbucks cups: She is just that kind of "so eloquent, so quick, so intelligent" person you want running the country.
Democrat Tim Walz claims he’s been fighting for LGBTQ rights his entire life, and Democrat Doug Emhoff explains the "big bro man hugs" that he receives from Democrat Tim Walz.
"A fearless advocate & champion for women & girls around the world" Kamala cooks a giant word salad trying to explain the meaning of human rights: "They are rights, you're born with rights" unless you're aborted.
While hiding from the press, "a fearless advocate & champion" Kamala has the courage to meet with high school kids and go full kindergarten teacher mode explaining what "teamwork" means.