You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
United States President-elect Donald J. Trump in Paris: I'm back. I know you all bitches hate me, and I don't care. I'm already in command and the whole world knows it.
Anne Shirley (2025 Remake) Episode 1 - It's Such an Interesting World" [A Beloved classic Children's Literature/Folklore Novel receives a New Modern Anime adaptation in the 2020's]
"A fearless advocate & champion for women & girls around the world" Kamala cooks a giant word salad trying to explain the meaning of human rights: "They are rights, you're born with rights" unless you're aborted.