United States President-elect Donald J. Trump in Paris: I'm back. I know you all bitches hate me, and I don't care. I'm already in command and the whole world knows it.
You can't make this shit up. Kamala's Campaign Senior Advisor: "We are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on Donald Trump and INSTALL Vice President Harris as the next President of the United States."
Kamala at the debate: "And as of today, there is not one member of the United States military who is in active duty in a combat zone in any war zone around the world." Deployed Military: "So where the fuck are we right now?"