You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
You can't make this shit up. Biden: "I'm not able to go out in the crowds anymore. The Secret Service doesn't let me." Reporter: "Why not?" Biden: "They say it's too dangerous. No one gets to go out."
You can't make this shit up. Biden's Press Sec lies to the American people with a straight face: "We have seen, now to be clear, we have seen grocery prices come down over the past year or more."