10 months agoTomorrow is 4-20. A day to celebrate Weed and...wait, what was I talking bout? Dude!perrystone
10 months agoApril Fools' Day: To mess with us, Biden will pronounce words correctly, & not fall downperrystone
10 months agoNCAA Complaining about the quality of their balls." At least you still got them!"-Travis Kelceperrystone
10 months agoLawyers Day. What do Lawyers & Sperm have in common? They both aspire to be human one dayperrystone
10 months agoHundreds got married during the eclipse preparing them for their next big event in 2045, having sex.perrystone
10 months agoThe Ford Mustang turns 60. Q: Name another thing you can ride in their 60's? A: Madonnaperrystone
9 months agoSteven Spieberg (Jurassic Park) will help Biden get reelected. He's used to working with dinosaurs.perrystone
9 months agoIt's Brothers & Sisters Day. Insert your own West Virginia Joke. You sure gots a perty mouth.perrystone
9 months agoBoy Scouts change name to "Scouting America" to be more inclusive to pedophiles..perrystone
9 months agoMother's Day Weekend. Or as A- Hole Woke Smugdouches call it.."Birthing Person's Day."perrystone
9 months agoRed Lobster closing 99 restaurants 2nd only to Stormy Daniels in the number of people it gave crabsperrystone
9 months agoNatl Pizza Day. Anyone who puts anchovies or pineapple as a topping will be excecuted at dawn.perrystone