1 year agoNatl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!perrystone
1 year agoNEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoDear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!perrystone
1 year agoPSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!perrystone
1 year agoBiden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Bidenperrystone
1 year agoIf you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!perrystone
1 year agoMore women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.perrystone
1 year agoBREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.perrystone
1 year agoWalmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.perrystone
1 year agoIt's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.perrystone
1 year agoNatl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.perrystone
1 year agoIt's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.perrystone
1 year agoGod has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.perrystone
1 year agoBefore "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...perrystone
1 year agoNEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.perrystone
1 year agoWorld Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kidsperrystone
1 year agoMan stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.perrystone