1. Natl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?

    Natl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?

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  2. It's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!

    It's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!

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  3. NEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?

    NEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?

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  4. Dear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!

    Dear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!

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  5. PSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."

    PSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."

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  6. It's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!

    It's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!

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  7. Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

    Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

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  8. If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

    If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

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  9. More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

    More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

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  10. BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

    BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

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  11. And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

    And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

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  12. Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

    Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

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  13. It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

    It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

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  14. Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

    Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

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  15. It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

    It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

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  16. It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

    It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

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  17. Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

    Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

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  18. God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

    God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

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  19. Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

    Before "Radio Daze" hits Amazon & book stores, you can order it NOW! Here's how...

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  20. NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

    NEWS: Prez Biden' physical proves he's "fit for duty." Translation: fit to doody in his diaper.

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  21. World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

    World Obesity Day. To honor, Rosie O' Donnell will hide 10 subs in her rolls of fat for the kids

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  22. Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

    Man stung in the testicles by a scorpion at Vegas hotel. Least he had a ball! Wait, What?

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  23. It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

    It's Natl Compliment Day! My you have the loveliest-delicious hair lip I've ever tasted.

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