You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
Making shit up: Dem Schumer denies he misled the American public about Biden's mental decline after MSNBC played clips of him doing just that, claims Dems lost in 2024 bc people "didn't realize how much we had done for them."
You can't make this shit up: Creepy Joe says he doesn't know how politicians making money in office look their constituents in the eye, and admits that groceries are too expensive on his watch than before the pandemic.
You can't make this shit up: Trump hater Joy Behar says the View is the truth teller because they share "statistics" and Trump was elected because people "have been misinformed, misled by other networks."
You can't make this shit up. Kamala's Campaign Senior Advisor: "We are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on Donald Trump and INSTALL Vice President Harris as the next President of the United States."