Biden goes to Michigan to sniff the kids, whisper, tell people in a cafeteria that he's okay, that "everybody does better," and "it's not a joke!.. anyway..."
NBC: What happens if you have another uhdahhnuhhghuh-like episode we saw during the debate? Biden: "What happened uhdahhnuhhghuh?" NBS repeats the question. Biden: "I don't plan to uhdahhnuhhghuh." NBC: All right.
Proof of life: Biden runs out of his motorcade, yells at reporters, and bounces up the big boy stairs like he never has. The press: "Why did you drop out?"
Q: Biden promised to lower the temperature but now Kamala uses the same 'threat to democracy" language. Biden's Press Sec: "It's important to talk about unity." Q: How many threats are enough to lower the temperature?
Reporter: "If you look at Biden schedule, the big event on Tuesday was a phone call, the big event today is a lunch, tomorrow we don't know what he's doing." Biden's Press Sec: "We are recalibrating."
Press Sec on Trump saying Kamala identifies herself as Indian or Black depending on when it benefits her: "It was repulsive, disrespectful, and insulting. Real leaders don't question someone's identity." Biden: Hold my beer!
Biden admits he was forced out of the race because Pelosi & Democrats thought he'd "hurt them in their races." Pelosi: "So it was his decision... I haven't spoken with him since then..." Biden: "Its not a joke."
Biden: "I've never once spoken to Chairman Fed since I became president." 2022: "I'm meeting with Chairman to discuss my top priority, and that is addressing inflation. That's why we're meeting," the press leaves.
Biden says he has to lie about his 'progress' because otherwise Americans' economic outlooks are "locked in the fear of negative mindset," not because the inflation and overall prices are up.
Reporter: "Speaker Johnson says the Supreme Court Plan is dead on arrival. What's your reaction?" Biden: "That's what he is." Reporter: "That he is?" Biden: "He is. Dead on arrival."
A train wreck Kamala goes to another scripted interview to deliver more cackles: "When Biden told me he was dropping out of the race I got a pork roast and started marinating it, ha ha ha ha!"
This little gargoyle Mayorkas refuses to comment on the Afghan national — imported into the country by Kamala & Biden — who was arrested for an Election Day terror plot.
Incompetence on full display: Biden has a hard time asking questions, Kamala has her staffers giving her questions to ask during the hurricane briefing and she covers her mouth to let them know "It's a live broadcast."
Biden snaps at reporters while complaining about “disinformation” on his response to Hurricane and blaming Trump: "Are you kidding me?! Mister President Trump, get life, man, help this people."
A shell of a man: Biden says "He ought to get a job," responding to Trump's Make America Affordable Again, tells reporters he doesn't know the answers to their questions, yells at them, salutes Martin Sheen, shuffles away.
Biden reads 2 min speech from his gigantic teleprompter behind bulletproof glass: "Jill & I announced the theme, Jill announced the theme... because we're good people, we leave no one behind."