1 year agoSuper Bowel Weekend! Place bets on How many bowel movements I'll have every time I see Taylor Swift.perrystone
9 months agoThere's a Cucumber recall. Ladies please remove all of them from your nightstand.perrystone
9 months agoToday is D Day. For Stormy Daniels "D" means remembering all the D**CKS she had.perrystone
1 year agoHappy Singles Awareness Day or (SAD). If you're lonely there's always the Perry Stone Blow up dollperrystone
9 months agoWalmart will remove self-checkout kiosks. Walmart will still keep Meth in their bathrooms.perrystone
1 year agoClean out your fridge day. Hey Jeff Dahmer time to remove that head in the freezer! Just sayin'perrystone
1 year agoHappy Cherry Pie Day. my favorite! And the pie ain't bad either period. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoYou can order my sizzling new Book "Radio Daze" at Barnes & Noble, Walmart & Amazon. Hide the kids!perrystone
1 year agoPresidents' Day. If you forgot don't worry...Odds are Joe Biden did too. "You know the thing."perrystone
1 year agoWelcome back StoneHead Heathens. Our New Year's resolution...deliver more debauchery!perrystone
1 year agoMLK DAY. In the South it's LEE/JACKSON/MLK DAY. "WOKE" Heads are exploding across America!perrystone
1 year agoHonor women today! It's International women's day. Let me honor you by making me a sandwich.perrystone
1 year agoThe Natl Guard deployed to NYC to fight crime. "PLEASE deploy us to a safer place like Gaza."perrystone
1 year agoNatl Girl Scout Day. I love eating brownies. And the actual brownies ain't bad either.perrystone
1 year agoNatl Ken Day. Men who no longer use their Pee-Pees should donate to Ken. Thank you.perrystone
11 months agoScientists say kids smell like cheese, urine, & goat reaching puberty. Then again so does Biden.perrystone
11 months agoHappy St Paddy's Day weekend! Who wants to blow my bagpipes & Kiss my blarney stone?perrystone
11 months agoEaster Special. DON'T eat meat it's Good Friday! Or else God will make you constipated for a month!perrystone