Biden Clown Show: "I know some really great ice cream places around.. Name me a single objective we've ever set out to accomplish.. When I think climate not a joke.. I was just out there and looking down in the Grand Canyon, and guess what?
Without his teleprompter, Biden can't complete sentences jumping between lies & thoughts, makes long pauses and diluting his incoherent mumbling with "not a joke," etc. Doctor Jill is trying to direct him.
Biden's Press Sec cooks a giant word salad about Biden's "comprehensive physical" & "I'm sharpest before 8:00 p.m." statement: "You know, he likes to joke a lot. I think people laugh when he says it."
Shuffling Biden: "I'm counting on the border action happening by itself... There's no need... I'm meeting with the prime mini — I'm meeting with the Polish leader tomorrow... uh, tomorrow?"
Biden is on fire: "They saved my life.. they saved my home & my wife’s life.. the smoke was that thick, I wasn't there.. Reagan was nice enough to send Air Force Helicopter One to take me to the hospital.. not a joke."
You can't make this shit up: Biden claims "the only reason the border is not secure is Donald Trump & his MAGA Republican friends, they said NO because they are afraid of Donald Trump."
Biden thinks nobody watched the debate and he can lie about it: "It came to me I was having a bad night when I realized that even when I was answering a question, even when they turned his mic off, Trump was still shouting."
Biden claims that his poor debate performance was because of Trump lying too much: "But it seemed like you were having trouble from the first question in, even before Trump spoke." Biden: "Well, I just had a bad night."
Biden's farce: "I take responsibility.. I didn't have the responsibility.. my memory is fine.. my memory is so bad I let you speak.. before the attack, after the attack.. president of Mexico Sisi.. north-west, north-east..."
Nothing is new, nothing is better: Biden says inappropriate comment about his wife, reads pre-written cards, stares blankly at the press while they being kicked out.
NBC: What happens if you have another uhdahhnuhhghuh-like episode we saw during the debate? Biden: "What happened uhdahhnuhhghuh?" NBS repeats the question. Biden: "I don't plan to uhdahhnuhhghuh." NBC: All right.