Biden Clown Show : "Don't jump.. I always used to sit there, I mean it, coming home, and look out and see people sitting at their kitchen tables. Literally!.. They're stuck with me.. not a joke."
Almighty Biden: "They're trying to push me out of the race. Let me be clear, I'm staying in the race! I'll beat Donald Trump! I will beat him again in 2020!.. not a joke!"
Biden Clown Show: "I know some really great ice cream places around.. Name me a single objective we've ever set out to accomplish.. When I think climate not a joke.. I was just out there and looking down in the Grand Canyon, and guess what?
Just 4 weeks ago: "There's a lot of speculation. What's Joe Biden going to do? Is he going to drop out? Here's my - I am running!.. That's a fact, not a joke!" He's on the beach now, doing nothing, and nobody cares.
Biden embarrasses himself in Vietnam: "Good evening, Vietnam!.. I'll just follow my orders here... It relates to global warming by the year 202030!.. Not a joke! Did you ever think that?"
Biden Clown Show: "We've created 14 million jobs.. I'm a real guy, not a joke.. Over a billion three hundred million trillion three hundred million dollars!.. people faster on a train than their car.. Joey, baby!"
Biden delivers incoherent remarks: "Schumer leader and I, we took action bringing prices down for everyone... Not a joke, by the way... that's not hyperbole, that's literal... My wife Jill cares a lot about this..."