Making shit up: Dem Schumer denies he misled the American public about Biden's mental decline after MSNBC played clips of him doing just that, claims Dems lost in 2024 bc people "didn't realize how much we had done for them."
Artificially Enthusiastic Biden Lying Show: "Welluhhh I like tuhh puht the other, that other nominee for president, the former president, I'd like to put him in the middle of Arizona for awhile!"
Biden: "I've never once spoken to Chairman Fed since I became president." 2022: "I'm meeting with Chairman to discuss my top priority, and that is addressing inflation. That's why we're meeting," the press leaves.
You can't make this shit up: MSNBC claims that Biden's appearance in the briefing room is so amazing & rare, only Obama did that, and the American flag has never ever been in the room before & only there because of Biden.
This little gargoyle Mayorkas refuses to comment on the Afghan national — imported into the country by Kamala & Biden — who was arrested for an Election Day terror plot.
Biden reads his lies & complains about the Supreme Court ruling President Trump immunity for official acts in office and claims that he had "the limits of the presidential power for 3.5 years," then shuffles away ignoring questions.
What's your response to accusation of lying? Biden: "These guys gotta stop." But you did interact with their partners. Biden: "I did not!" You didn't have dinner or lunch or coffee? Biden: "No!"
Without his teleprompter, Biden can't complete sentences jumping between lies & thoughts, makes long pauses and diluting his incoherent mumbling with "not a joke," etc. Doctor Jill is trying to direct him.
Biden Pandering Clown Show: "My name's Joe Biden... I'll just slow up for just one second here, because I'm gonna get in trouble... 400 million billion dollars!.. the Supreme Court tried to stop me, most supreme ever!.."
You can't make this shit up. Democrat Pelosi: "There are healthcare professionals who think that Trump has dementia, that his thoughts do not go together. He doesn't even know the truth. Biden has the stamina. He's right there!"
Biden Clown Show: I tell every young man pick a family with 5 sisters or more. Where the hell is the Chief? I'm going to build underwater railroads! Hamas attacked Israel bc of me! Oil slicks on my windshield...
You can't make this shit up: Biden's Press Sec attempts to discredit unfiltered, unedited, publicly available clips of Biden by calling them altered cheap deep fakes.
Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
Biden Pandering Show: "I don't feel tired, I feel inspired!. I got involved in civil rights when I was 15.. When I was VP, things were kinda bad during the pandemic.. Erectionists!. they're trying to erase black history! Literally!"
Biden: "How many people draw crowds like I drew today?" ABC: "I don't think you want to play the crowd game. Trump can draw big crowds." Biden: "But who does he have? I've not seen what you're proposing."
Biden wanders into the plane after the prisoners from Russia got off apparently making up another imagination story about himself being a prisoner in Russia returning home.
Irritated by the press asking questions, Biden acts like he won the first debate and now wouldn't be surprised if Trump didn't want to debate him again.