1. Chief: “I demand right now that Elon Musk turn over Twitter to this bureau.”

    Chief: “I demand right now that Elon Musk turn over Twitter to this bureau.”

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  2. 5 press conferences on P-SPAN, hardly any views, and then over on Twitter, Tucker gets millions

    5 press conferences on P-SPAN, hardly any views, and then over on Twitter, Tucker gets millions

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  3. Chief Now Running for President, with AOC as VP, Seeks Transition, Image Upgrade

    Chief Now Running for President, with AOC as VP, Seeks Transition, Image Upgrade

  4. Bureau Chief: Bully pulpit should be used against dangerous misinfo of dandelions as a food source

    Bureau Chief: Bully pulpit should be used against dangerous misinfo of dandelions as a food source

  5. Call upon Mr Musk to yield; also, intern Stanley from Utah and BYU has a bright future at the bureau

    Call upon Mr Musk to yield; also, intern Stanley from Utah and BYU has a bright future at the bureau

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  6. “Rein it in now! We are done talking about this young man’s eyelashes….”

    “Rein it in now! We are done talking about this young man’s eyelashes….”

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  7. “If you go get on the Fauciabook and upload pics of green dandelion smoothies, they delete them off”

    “If you go get on the Fauciabook and upload pics of green dandelion smoothies, they delete them off”

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  8. Breach at the Bureau, Trespasser’s Circulate Selfies at Chief’s podium Featuring Dandelion smoothies

    Breach at the Bureau, Trespasser’s Circulate Selfies at Chief’s podium Featuring Dandelion smoothies

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  9. The chief assures listeners on P-SPAN, that he will be the next US President

    The chief assures listeners on P-SPAN, that he will be the next US President

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  10. The Chief Talks of the NPC’s, the Bread and Butter of Support for the Bureau.

    The Chief Talks of the NPC’s, the Bread and Butter of Support for the Bureau.

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  11. Chief speaks of Runaway Criminality over on Twitter; wants a backhand massage from intern Stanley

    Chief speaks of Runaway Criminality over on Twitter; wants a backhand massage from intern Stanley

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  12. The Chief with his intern, Stanley, record at the bureau on the weekend, raging against Elon Musk

    The Chief with his intern, Stanley, record at the bureau on the weekend, raging against Elon Musk

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  13. NPC’s everywhere. They worship the state, they are the bread and butter salvation to this bureau

    NPC’s everywhere. They worship the state, they are the bread and butter salvation to this bureau

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  14. Bureau Czar Gets Trans - itioned, Ball Point Pen to Marker Face Upgrade

    Bureau Czar Gets Trans - itioned, Ball Point Pen to Marker Face Upgrade

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  15. “Now Mary Grace, magpies? Their just an innocent bird, scavenger bird!”

    “Now Mary Grace, magpies? Their just an innocent bird, scavenger bird!”

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  16. Your sister needs to rein in that kid of hers, lives with you, doesn’t have a job, antagonizes you

    Your sister needs to rein in that kid of hers, lives with you, doesn’t have a job, antagonizes you

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  17. “I am not liking these democrats and republicans and the government they have built up”

    “I am not liking these democrats and republicans and the government they have built up”

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  18. Bureau Czar warring upon dandelions as a food source

    Bureau Czar warring upon dandelions as a food source

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  19. Tough Talk Ty of Twitter Fame, Lives in New York?

    Tough Talk Ty of Twitter Fame, Lives in New York?

  20. Twitter's Most Gorgeous Male Eyelashes in Danger?

    Twitter's Most Gorgeous Male Eyelashes in Danger?

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  21. Mary Grace: “Lou Ellen, If I’m either Rich or poor, you’ll ever be a good friend to me

    Mary Grace: “Lou Ellen, If I’m either Rich or poor, you’ll ever be a good friend to me

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  22. Idaho GOP Abolishes the FBI in Resolution, Bureau Chief Furious

    Idaho GOP Abolishes the FBI in Resolution, Bureau Chief Furious

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  23. Hey, Aunt Mary Grace, why you so close? You guys kissin’ or somethin’?

    Hey, Aunt Mary Grace, why you so close? You guys kissin’ or somethin’?

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  24. “The magpies are observing me, communicating about me!”

    “The magpies are observing me, communicating about me!”