1. Doggie Ice Cream parlors are now a thing. #1 flavor ice cream? Balls.

    Doggie Ice Cream parlors are now a thing. #1 flavor ice cream? Balls.

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  2. Vivid Dreamscape Acrylic Pour Painting

    Vivid Dreamscape Acrylic Pour Painting

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  3. Waiters/Waitress Day. Never send back your food unless you like boogers, toe nails & pubes.

    Waiters/Waitress Day. Never send back your food unless you like boogers, toe nails & pubes.

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  4. 28 years ago today Lisa Marie Presely divorced Michael Jackson. Lisa wasn't a 10 year old boy.

    28 years ago today Lisa Marie Presely divorced Michael Jackson. Lisa wasn't a 10 year old boy.

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  5. Latest fashion trend? Jeans with Pee Stains. More disgusting than that? Crocs!

    Latest fashion trend? Jeans with Pee Stains. More disgusting than that? Crocs!

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  6. It's Ground Hog Day. Phil saw his ass meaning 1 more week of Taylor Swift!!!

    It's Ground Hog Day. Phil saw his ass meaning 1 more week of Taylor Swift!!!

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  7. Robert Downey Jr. says he's a compulsive-serial masturbator. Don't shake Iron Man's hand.

    Robert Downey Jr. says he's a compulsive-serial masturbator. Don't shake Iron Man's hand.

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  8. Cinco De Mayo! Wear Sombreros, drink Coronas & watch Woke liberal's heads explode over stereotypes

    Cinco De Mayo! Wear Sombreros, drink Coronas & watch Woke liberal's heads explode over stereotypes

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  9. It's BLM Day. I'm 1/3 Nigerian. I demand reparations! $$$ Power to Perry!

    It's BLM Day. I'm 1/3 Nigerian. I demand reparations! $$$ Power to Perry!

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  10. Please don't confuse Humus with Hamas. It's insulting to Humus & Chick Peas. Thank you.

    Please don't confuse Humus with Hamas. It's insulting to Humus & Chick Peas. Thank you.

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  11. Perry's Halloween Special...no doubt guaranteed to offend anyone who watches. BOO!

    Perry's Halloween Special...no doubt guaranteed to offend anyone who watches. BOO!

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  12. Happy 91 to Willie Nelson. I gave Willie the new Craftmatic Adjustable Bong.

    Happy 91 to Willie Nelson. I gave Willie the new Craftmatic Adjustable Bong.

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