1 year agoFall Back this weekend. You get an extra hour of sleep. Biden considers making it a federal holidayperrystone
1 year agoHappy 81 Joe Biden. 81 is also his disapproval job performance. Give that man a diaper please.perrystone
11 months agoCyber Monday. The 1 day of the year where retail websites get almost as much traffic as porn sites.perrystone
11 months agoIt's Giving Tuesday. Maybe the White House will give our Prez a clean diaper today.perrystone
11 months agoWoman orders a salad & bites into human finger. Must be from Jeff Dahmer's NEW Finger Food cookbookperrystone
11 months agoOnly 11 more shopping days to XMAS. In L.A. 11 more Shoplifting days till XMAS!perrystone
11 months agoNEWS: NYC Apartment Building Collapsed. 6 people injured. 8 million Rats killed! Yummy Ratatouille!perrystone
11 months agoI asked Joe Biden to do me a solid in 2024. He gave me his stool sample. Thanks.perrystone
11 months agoNatl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?perrystone
11 months agoIt's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!perrystone
11 months agoNEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?perrystone
10 months agoDear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!perrystone
10 months agoPSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."perrystone
11 months agoIt's a Perry Stone Christmas Special. I'm coming down your chimney. Don't worry I'll bring a towel.perrystone
9 months agoIt's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!perrystone
9 months agoBiden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Bidenperrystone
9 months agoIf you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!perrystone
8 months agoMore women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.perrystone