1. Fall Back this weekend. You get an extra hour of sleep. Biden considers making it a federal holiday

    Fall Back this weekend. You get an extra hour of sleep. Biden considers making it a federal holiday

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  2. Welcome to Natl Dunce Day. VP Harris is taking the day off. Well Blow me down!

    Welcome to Natl Dunce Day. VP Harris is taking the day off. Well Blow me down!

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  3. Happy Halloween Eve. Long live Jason, Michael, Freddie & the scariest...Kamala!

    Happy Halloween Eve. Long live Jason, Michael, Freddie & the scariest...Kamala!

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  4. Happy 81 Joe Biden. 81 is also his disapproval job performance. Give that man a diaper please.

    Happy 81 Joe Biden. 81 is also his disapproval job performance. Give that man a diaper please.

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  5. For Thanksgiving I'm hosting a pot luck. If folks bring me pot, I'm in luck.

    For Thanksgiving I'm hosting a pot luck. If folks bring me pot, I'm in luck.

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  6. Cyber Monday. The 1 day of the year where retail websites get almost as much traffic as porn sites.

    Cyber Monday. The 1 day of the year where retail websites get almost as much traffic as porn sites.

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  7. It's Giving Tuesday. Maybe the White House will give our Prez a clean diaper today.

    It's Giving Tuesday. Maybe the White House will give our Prez a clean diaper today.

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  8. Woman orders a salad & bites into human finger. Must be from Jeff Dahmer's NEW Finger Food cookbook

    Woman orders a salad & bites into human finger. Must be from Jeff Dahmer's NEW Finger Food cookbook

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  9. Only 11 more shopping days to XMAS. In L.A. 11 more Shoplifting days till XMAS!

    Only 11 more shopping days to XMAS. In L.A. 11 more Shoplifting days till XMAS!

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  10. NEWS: NYC Apartment Building Collapsed. 6 people injured. 8 million Rats killed! Yummy Ratatouille!

    NEWS: NYC Apartment Building Collapsed. 6 people injured. 8 million Rats killed! Yummy Ratatouille!

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  11. Ahhh it's almost Christmas! Time to clean your mistletoe belt.

    Ahhh it's almost Christmas! Time to clean your mistletoe belt.

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  12. I asked Joe Biden to do me a solid in 2024. He gave me his stool sample. Thanks.

    I asked Joe Biden to do me a solid in 2024. He gave me his stool sample. Thanks.

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  13. Natl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?

    Natl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?

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  14. It's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!

    It's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!

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  15. NEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?

    NEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?

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  16. Dear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!

    Dear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!

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  17. PSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."

    PSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."

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  18. It's a Perry Stone Christmas Special. I'm coming down your chimney. Don't worry I'll bring a towel.

    It's a Perry Stone Christmas Special. I'm coming down your chimney. Don't worry I'll bring a towel.

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  19. It's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!

    It's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!

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  20. Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

    Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

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  21. If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

    If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

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  22. More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

    More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

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