1 year agoIt's Microwave Day! A special place in HELL for People who put leftover fish in the microwave.perrystone
1 year agoBREAKING: Using Viagra & Heart Pills can be deadly. Well at least I'll die with a smile on my face!perrystone
1 year agoNational Cookie Day. Hey what did ya put in these cookies? Wow dude, dude, dude! Ha, Ha, Ha!perrystone
1 year agoWoke Quote: "If you own a toilet you're a white supremacist." Well my poop is black.perrystone
11 months agoProposed bill in Tennessee would ban 1st cousin marriages. Well Alabama is only an hour away.perrystone
9 months agoGayle King is on the cover S.I. Swimsuit issue. She's most famous for being on Oprahperrystone
1 year agoSomeone Vandalized Paul Revere's statue. Probably didn't like that X-rated "The British are Coming."perrystone
9 months agoIt's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!perrystone
10 months agoThe New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.perrystone
1 year agoHappy Meth Awareness Day. Celebrated at all Walmart Bathrooms. Please clean your pipes.perrystone
11 months agoHappy Pi Day. Ellen DeGeneres & her wife Portia have already celebrated 5 times today.perrystone