9 months agoNatl Hamburger Day. That's not real beef in your Whopper. Hey where's my cat Garfield?perrystone
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1 year ago28 years ago today Lisa Marie Presely divorced Michael Jackson. Lisa wasn't a 10 year old boy.perrystone
10 months agoLatest fashion trend? Jeans with Pee Stains. More disgusting than that? Crocs!perrystone
1 year agoRobert Downey Jr. says he's a compulsive-serial masturbator. Don't shake Iron Man's hand.perrystone
10 months agoCinco De Mayo! Wear Sombreros, drink Coronas & watch Woke liberal's heads explode over stereotypesperrystone
1 year agoPlease don't confuse Humus with Hamas. It's insulting to Humus & Chick Peas. Thank you.perrystone
1 year agoPerry's Halloween Special...no doubt guaranteed to offend anyone who watches. BOO!perrystone
1 year agoTaylor Swift performing satantic rituals at concerts? Satan- "I created her & I'm a Swiftie so STFU"perrystone
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