1 year agoNational Cookie Day. Hey what did ya put in these cookies? Wow dude, dude, dude! Ha, Ha, Ha!perrystone
1 year agoWoke Quote: "If you own a toilet you're a white supremacist." Well my poop is black.perrystone
11 months agoProposed bill in Tennessee would ban 1st cousin marriages. Well Alabama is only an hour away.perrystone
9 months agoGayle King is on the cover S.I. Swimsuit issue. She's most famous for being on Oprahperrystone
1 year agoSomeone Vandalized Paul Revere's statue. Probably didn't like that X-rated "The British are Coming."perrystone
10 months agoIt's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!perrystone
10 months agoThe New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.perrystone
1 year agoHappy Meth Awareness Day. Celebrated at all Walmart Bathrooms. Please clean your pipes.perrystone
1 year agoHappy Pi Day. Ellen DeGeneres & her wife Portia have already celebrated 5 times today.perrystone
1 year agoIt's the Day of The Dead! Joe Biden is The Walking Dead. He's coming to sniff your hair!perrystone
10 months agoBanana Day. The wonder fruit that taught millions of women how to, ah, well you know. Hi Kamala.perrystone
11 months agoMost Obese cities are in the South. Now I know why the South hasn't risen again! It can't.perrystone
11 months agoSolar Eclipse Day! Don't look at it or else you'll go blind. Look at what happened to Stevie Wonder.perrystone
9 months agoCher is 78. Says she'll leave the country (again) if Trump is elected. How can the U.S. survive?perrystone
9 months agoMcDonald's new McFlurry inspired by Grandmas. Tastes like yarn, ointment, soiled diaper & decay.perrystone