1. FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! IT'S ANOTHER DRUNK-FRANKLIN FRIDAY!

    FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS! IT'S ANOTHER DRUNK-FRANKLIN FRIDAY!

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  2. National Cookie Day. Hey what did ya put in these cookies? Wow dude, dude, dude! Ha, Ha, Ha!

    National Cookie Day. Hey what did ya put in these cookies? Wow dude, dude, dude! Ha, Ha, Ha!

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  3. Woke Quote: "If you own a toilet you're a white supremacist." Well my poop is black.

    Woke Quote: "If you own a toilet you're a white supremacist." Well my poop is black.

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  4. Tough Topic #124 FREE WILL: You have the right to Choose!!!

    Tough Topic #124 FREE WILL: You have the right to Choose!!!

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  5. Proposed bill in Tennessee would ban 1st cousin marriages. Well Alabama is only an hour away.

    Proposed bill in Tennessee would ban 1st cousin marriages. Well Alabama is only an hour away.

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  6. It's Exploding Whale Day in Oregon. Sorry I don't watch The View

    It's Exploding Whale Day in Oregon. Sorry I don't watch The View

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  7. Gayle King is on the cover S.I. Swimsuit issue. She's most famous for being on Oprah

    Gayle King is on the cover S.I. Swimsuit issue. She's most famous for being on Oprah

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  8. Someone Vandalized Paul Revere's statue. Probably didn't like that X-rated "The British are Coming."

    Someone Vandalized Paul Revere's statue. Probably didn't like that X-rated "The British are Coming."

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  9. It's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!

    It's Lingerie Day. I'm picturing Whoopi Goldberg yum...Damn that LSD is potent!

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  10. NEW MONTANA BILL BLOCKS PORNHUB. BAD NEWS FOR FANS OF "YELLOWBONE."

    NEW MONTANA BILL BLOCKS PORNHUB. BAD NEWS FOR FANS OF "YELLOWBONE."

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  11. My Colonoscopy Pre-Game Warm Up. I drink the juice for the first time!

    My Colonoscopy Pre-Game Warm Up. I drink the juice for the first time!

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  12. The New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.

    The New York Times Reviews my book Radio Daze. I'm as giddy as Elton John at a sperm bank tasting.

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  13. Happy Meth Awareness Day. Celebrated at all Walmart Bathrooms. Please clean your pipes.

    Happy Meth Awareness Day. Celebrated at all Walmart Bathrooms. Please clean your pipes.

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  14. Happy Pi Day. Ellen DeGeneres & her wife Portia have already celebrated 5 times today.

    Happy Pi Day. Ellen DeGeneres & her wife Portia have already celebrated 5 times today.

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  15. It's the Day of The Dead! Joe Biden is The Walking Dead. He's coming to sniff your hair!

    It's the Day of The Dead! Joe Biden is The Walking Dead. He's coming to sniff your hair!

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  16. Banana Day. The wonder fruit that taught millions of women how to, ah, well you know. Hi Kamala.

    Banana Day. The wonder fruit that taught millions of women how to, ah, well you know. Hi Kamala.

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  17. Most Obese cities are in the South. Now I know why the South hasn't risen again! It can't.

    Most Obese cities are in the South. Now I know why the South hasn't risen again! It can't.

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  18. Solar Eclipse Day! Don't look at it or else you'll go blind. Look at what happened to Stevie Wonder.

    Solar Eclipse Day! Don't look at it or else you'll go blind. Look at what happened to Stevie Wonder.

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  19. Cher is 78. Says she'll leave the country (again) if Trump is elected. How can the U.S. survive?

    Cher is 78. Says she'll leave the country (again) if Trump is elected. How can the U.S. survive?

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  20. It's Natl FART DAY. Let one rip & blame it on the dog...or Joe Biden.

    It's Natl FART DAY. Let one rip & blame it on the dog...or Joe Biden.

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  21. Natl drinking with chickens day? I prefer choking the chicken while drinking.

    Natl drinking with chickens day? I prefer choking the chicken while drinking.

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  22. McDonald's new McFlurry inspired by Grandmas. Tastes like yarn, ointment, soiled diaper & decay.

    McDonald's new McFlurry inspired by Grandmas. Tastes like yarn, ointment, soiled diaper & decay.

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