1. Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

    Biden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Biden

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  2. If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

    If you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!

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  3. More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

    More women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.

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  4. BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

    BREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.

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  5. And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

    And now...a 1st look at Perry Stone's book "RADIO DAZE" on sale soon.

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  6. It's Natl Milk Day! I ran out so I need to Milk Dolly Parton for a few jugs!

    It's Natl Milk Day! I ran out so I need to Milk Dolly Parton for a few jugs!

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  7. Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

    Walmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.

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  8. One of a kind OOLITIC iron stone // Found, Cut, & Polished

    One of a kind OOLITIC iron stone // Found, Cut, & Polished

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  9. It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

    It's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.

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  10. Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

    Natl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.

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  11. It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

    It's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.

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  12. It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

    It's Natl Poop Day! "May I push in your stool?"-Joe Biden asks Kamala Harris.

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  13. Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

    Happy World Radio Day! Celebrate with a copy of my new book "RADIO DAZE"

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  14. God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

    God has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.

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