11 months agoBiden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Bidenperrystone
1 year agoIf you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!perrystone
11 months agoMore women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.perrystone
1 year agoBREAKING NEWS: West Virginia voted worst place for singles...unless dating your siblings.perrystone
11 months agoWalmart will open150 new stores. All have 1 thing in common: You can buy Meth in the bathrooms.perrystone
1 year agoIt's G.I. Joe Day. These days, he's leading a support group for dolls without genitalia. Hi Ken.perrystone
1 year agoNatl Jack Day. I already celebrated 8 times. Is there a sale on socks today? Asking for a friend.perrystone
1 year agoIt's Fat Tuesday. All Buffets will be closed to prepare for an attack by Lizzo & Chris Christie.perrystone
1 year agoGod has a scheduling conflict. It's Valentine's & Ash Wed? Pray then Rub ash over your girl's body.perrystone