1 year agoWoman orders a salad & bites into human finger. Must be from Jeff Dahmer's NEW Finger Food cookbookperrystone
1 year agoNEWS: NYC Apartment Building Collapsed. 6 people injured. 8 million Rats killed! Yummy Ratatouille!perrystone
1 year agoNatl Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day. It's Thirsty Thursday. Let's do some Kamikaze Shots. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoIt's Natl Brownie Day. I love eating Brownies. Oh, and their actual brownies are delicious too!perrystone
1 year agoNEWS: CATS can cause Schizophrenia! It's in their poop. That's some tainted pussy. Wait, What?perrystone
1 year agoDear Perry-Q: Why do men take longer on the toilet than women? A: Soon. Damn my hand hurts! D'OH!perrystone
1 year agoPSA: Dylan (Golden Shower) Mulvaney says..."Please STOP using Bud Light to beat a drug test."perrystone
11 months agoIt's Natl Chili Day! Tomorrow it'll be sit on the toilet all day! Damn you Taco Bell!perrystone
11 months agoBiden's dog Commander had 24 White House bitings & peed everywhere...Not the dog, Bidenperrystone
1 year agoIf you're climbing Mt. Everest this weekend, you must bring a POOP bag. WTF? What a load of crap!perrystone
11 months agoMore women are psychopaths'! Better put down the toilet seat down or else you'll be Bobbittized.perrystone