You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe has the nerve to joke about updating the country on a terrorist attack: "Kickoff is going to take off very shortly. If I don't get this damn thing done, we're going to be in real trouble."
Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."