You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
"We can't afford another 4 years of this!" shouts Tim Walz, running mate of Kamala Harris who has been leading country for 4 years: "And you can do it with joy, optimism, grace and happiness!"