Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Did you know that we actually have a president? His name is Creepy Joe: "That's why Kamala and I have been so determined in our short term. My short term. Our short term. I mean it really, absolutely mind blowing."