You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "Let's get something in mind about the border. When I became president, the numbers came way down! Number 1. Number 2, we had a circumstance where I pushed very hard..."
You can't make this shit up: Creepy Joe says he doesn't know how politicians making money in office look their constituents in the eye, and admits that groceries are too expensive on his watch than before the pandemic.
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.