You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "Let's get something in mind about the border. When I became president, the numbers came way down! Number 1. Number 2, we had a circumstance where I pushed very hard..."
Creepy Joe: "I think I would have beaten Trump. Could have beaten Trump. And I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump. Would have beaten Trump... But I didn't want to be one who caused a party to lose an election."
Lying Creepy Joe: "Compared to 4 years ago, America is stronger!.. our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job 4 years ago!.. we've done so much... we launched massive projects across African Beyond..."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
You can't make this shit up: Creepy Joe says he doesn't know how politicians making money in office look their constituents in the eye, and admits that groceries are too expensive on his watch than before the pandemic.
The end of this nightmare can't come soon enough: Creepy Joe seems confused about how in the world he missed the group photo at the G20 Summit in Brazil, then shuffles away.