You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
You can't make this shit up: Democrat Mayorkas admits that he knows that children are being trafficked but tells fake news media that he and his department have nothing to do about it, eventually blames "the broken system."
Kamala Harris makes up this bullshit about Trump: "And here's the thing. It makes you wonder. Why does his staff want him to hide away? One must question. Are they afraid that people will see that he is too weak and unstable?"
You can't make this shit up. Kamala's Campaign Senior Advisor: "We are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on Donald Trump and INSTALL Vice President Harris as the next President of the United States."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe has the nerve to joke about updating the country on a terrorist attack: "Kickoff is going to take off very shortly. If I don't get this damn thing done, we're going to be in real trouble."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "Let's get something in mind about the border. When I became president, the numbers came way down! Number 1. Number 2, we had a circumstance where I pushed very hard..."