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   1 year ago

   When you're a hostage negotiator but the hostage is your ex

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   1 year ago

   When Liberals and Conservatives collaborate on a movie

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   1 year ago

   When you Google a word you don't know

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   1 year ago

   Watching a movie trailer in 2050...

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5. 

   1 year ago

   When you get prank called by the Devil

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   2 years ago

   When you're a lawyer but your client is clearly guilty

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   2 years ago

   When the punishment fits the crime

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   2 years ago

   When you're Kanye West's publicist

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9. 

   2 years ago

   This is literally my most recent experience with our healthcare system (well, mostly)

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10. 

    2 years ago

    It's totally not annoying when hotels do this

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11. 

    2 years ago

    When you don't have a rewards card

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12. 

    2 years ago

    If class president debates were like regular presidential debates

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    2 years ago

    Literally every movie character who's told they're in danger

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14. 

    2 years ago

    I actually had this conversation at a hotel recently

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15. 

    2 years ago

    If uncle Ben was a F*&% boy

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16. 

    4 years ago

    Liam Neeson after he finds out he's not the father

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17. 

    3 years ago

    When you watch p*rn just for the plot - The Stuck Stepsister

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    2 years ago

    When you're stuck in a zombie movie as the logical one

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19. 

    3 years ago

    If talking in real life was like posting on Reddit

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20. 

    1 year ago

    Watching the news nowadays be like...

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21. 

    6 months ago

    Lahotar Quote - 2 August 2024

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