Nurse Jill escorts shuffling Joe to Georgia Waffle House after the presidential debate and picks up 'order for Biden' while he's standing behind her. Nobody cares.
Misunderstood Genius Kamala expects the press to ask what she bought in the store: "Shrimp and grits. You wanted to know? Shrimp and grits." Nobody cares.
Biden delivers incoherent remarks: "Schumer leader and I, we took action bringing prices down for everyone... Not a joke, by the way... that's not hyperbole, that's literal... My wife Jill cares a lot about this..."
Biden's Press Sec defends Biden's outrageous, false debate claim that no U.S. troops have been killed abroad on his watch: "The president was making a comparison... because he cares so deeply..."