You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "We've run a campaign that's basically scandal free. That's hard to do in American politics." Cackling Kamala cackles.
You can't make this shit up. World leaders at G20 take the group photo without Biden, then walk off: "Where's Biden?.. Oh, my God... Do you see him, Joe?.. Far left, left... To the left of the palm tree. Oh, my God..."
You can't make this shit up: Creepy Joe says he doesn't know how politicians making money in office look their constituents in the eye, and admits that groceries are too expensive on his watch than before the pandemic.
You can't make this shit up: Trump hater Joy Behar says the View is the truth teller because they share "statistics" and Trump was elected because people "have been misinformed, misled by other networks."
You can't make this shit up. Kamala's Campaign Senior Advisor: "We are optimistic that we are literally about to turn the page on Donald Trump and INSTALL Vice President Harris as the next President of the United States."
You can't make this shit up. Democrat Pelosi: "There are healthcare professionals who think that Trump has dementia, that his thoughts do not go together. He doesn't even know the truth. Biden has the stamina. He's right there!"