Biden goes to Michigan to sniff the kids, whisper, tell people in a cafeteria that he's okay, that "everybody does better," and "it's not a joke!.. anyway..."
Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."