UMass Amherst: Crowd Turns Riotous, Sinner Froths At The Mouth, Student Steals My Bible & Rips Out Pages, Sinner Throws Water All Over Me, Sinner Presses Black Tape Over My Go-Pro, Chaos, Sinner Stalks Me (Viewer Discretion Advised)
Montclair University: Police Restrict Me To 90 Minutes, Two Female Students Eagerly Promise To Pass Out My Tracks, Atheist Challenges Me To Debate For Tomorrow, Small Crowd Drawn, I Nearly Topple Over Due To How Weak I Am, Jesus Lives!