University of Oregon: Arrogant Student Judges God, Sincere Catholic Wants To Be Free of Sin, Intellectual Tries To Outsmart God, Elon Musk's Former Babysitter, Rosemary, Joins Me On Campus & Plays Worship Music On Her Guitar
George Mason Univ: Sodomite Attacks Elijah From Behind, Police Called, Crowd Grows, Muslims Come Out In Force, I Stomp On The Koran, Muslim Lunges Toward Me, Police Called Again, Muslim Arrested, Student Newspaper Interviews Us
UMass Amherst: Crowd Turns Riotous, Sinner Froths At The Mouth, Student Steals My Bible & Rips Out Pages, Sinner Throws Water All Over Me, Sinner Presses Black Tape Over My Go-Pro, Chaos, Sinner Stalks Me (Viewer Discretion Advised)