Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Biden Clown Show in Baltimore: "Johnny O, ho, ho, ho... you're not going to believe me, it was 2 or 3 in the morning... I've directed the coast Guard, the Navy... my great grandfather worked here!.."