SUNY Oneonta: Before I Even Get To My Preaching Spot, Police Arrest Me, Take Me Into Custody, Book & Process Me, Fingerprint Me, Then Shove Me In Front of A Local Judge, Judge Then Releases Me!!!! (Arrested for the Gospel's Sake)!
George Mason Univ: Sodomite Attacks Elijah From Behind, Police Called, Crowd Grows, Muslims Come Out In Force, I Stomp On The Koran, Muslim Lunges Toward Me, Police Called Again, Muslim Arrested, Student Newspaper Interviews Us