You can't make this shit up. Democrat Pelosi: "There are healthcare professionals who think that Trump has dementia, that his thoughts do not go together. He doesn't even know the truth. Biden has the stamina. He's right there!"
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
You can't make this shit up. This CBS fake news dude criticizes Trump's "unrealistic idea" of "no tax on tips," then praises Kamala's stolen "great idea" of "no tax on tips."