1. “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

    “Read my face, hooman. My nose ain’t for ‘booping.’”

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  2. My furry bestie is blowing my mind with his new talent! 🤯🗣️

    My furry bestie is blowing my mind with his new talent! 🤯🗣️

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  3. “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

    “My enthusiasm for life can be a lil exhausting sometimes...”

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  4. Let's hope God is forgiving and likes the chapters about big tits and feet licking

    Let's hope God is forgiving and likes the chapters about big tits and feet licking

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  5. But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

    But DO NOT Get A Border Collie, they are hyperactive 😍

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  6. “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

    “I can Netflix & Chill all by myself. Don’t ask me what happened to the other sock

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  7. Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

    Getchu someone who desires you the way Edda does them meatballs.

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