1. Anon’s Crush Rejects Him and Dies Soon After | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Crush Rejects Him and Dies Soon After | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  2. The Pure Boy That Got Destroyed by a Baddie | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    The Pure Boy That Got Destroyed by a Baddie | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  3. Smartest 4Chan User: | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Smartest 4Chan User: | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  4. Anon Visits the Psychiatrist and Starts Screaming at Him | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Visits the Psychiatrist and Starts Screaming at Him | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  5. Anon Questions His Tinder Date's Job, Chaos Ensues | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Questions His Tinder Date's Job, Chaos Ensues | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  6. Can Women And Men Be Friends? | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Can Women And Men Be Friends? | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  7. The Best Night of Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    The Best Night of Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  8. Anon's Mother Is Desperate To Get Him A Girlfriend, So She Does It Herself | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's Mother Is Desperate To Get Him A Girlfriend, So She Does It Herself | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  9. Anon’s Friend Has Phone S*x In The Most Disgusting Way Possible | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Friend Has Phone S*x In The Most Disgusting Way Possible | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  10. Obese Blue-Haired Landwhale Woman Steals Anon's Lunch | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Obese Blue-Haired Landwhale Woman Steals Anon's Lunch | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  11. Anon’s Parents Pay His 'Friends' to Be His Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Parents Pay His 'Friends' to Be His Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  12. The Internet Ruined Us All | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    The Internet Ruined Us All | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  13. Anon Gets Dumped by His Girlfriend for Being a Virgin | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Gets Dumped by His Girlfriend for Being a Virgin | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  14. Femanon Gets Humiliated in the Supermarket | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Femanon Gets Humiliated in the Supermarket | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  15. Anon Breaks Women by Rejecting Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Breaks Women by Rejecting Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  16. Anon’s Girlfriend Is Obsessed with Astrology (Pure Chaos) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Girlfriend Is Obsessed with Astrology (Pure Chaos) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  17. Anon’s Parents Won’t Stop Doing "It" | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon’s Parents Won’t Stop Doing "It" | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  18. Anon's Girlfriend Wants Polyplay, So He Sleeps with Her Best Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's Girlfriend Wants Polyplay, So He Sleeps with Her Best Friend | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  19. Anon Nearly Gets Bullied to Death | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Nearly Gets Bullied to Death | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  20. Drawing H*ntai Saved Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Drawing H*ntai Saved Anon's Life | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  21. Approaching Women vs. Not Approaching Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Approaching Women vs. Not Approaching Them | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  22. Anon's "Innocent" Girlfriend Is Actually a Professional | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon's "Innocent" Girlfriend Is Actually a Professional | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  23. 4Chan Greentext Stories are BIZARRE

    4Chan Greentext Stories are BIZARRE

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  24. Anon Talks With A Girl About His Hobbies (gone wrong) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Talks With A Girl About His Hobbies (gone wrong) | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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  25. Anon Sh*ts Himself in Front of 60 People | 4Chan Greentext Stories

    Anon Sh*ts Himself in Front of 60 People | 4Chan Greentext Stories

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