A parade of Biden's suckers: "Biden protecting the justice system! He commits to accept the outcome of the trial! He has so much respect for the law that he pledges not pardon his son! No one is above the law! So impressive!"
Cackling Kamala explains the difficulty with those lids on the Starbucks cups: She is just that kind of "so eloquent, so quick, so intelligent" person you want running the country.