Creepy Joe in Baltimore: "Don't jump, guys, all right?.. Senator Chris Van Halen. Von Halen. What the hell's his name?.. I'd like to take that guy for a swim out there. I better learn Greek or I'm going to be in trouble..."
Towson University: Trans Charges Me, Assaults Me, Punches Me 10-15 Times On The Back of My Head, My Arms, My Torso, I Am Contemplating Going to The Hospital, I Manage To Keep Preaching the Gospel For Another 1.5 Hours to A Gathered Crowd of Students