Creepy Joe has no idea where he is or what he's signing or why: "Here we go... I gotta fill this in?.. I know... I'm trying... The day of... In this hand... You'll fill in the dates here guys?.."
Creepy Joe: "I think I would have beaten Trump. Could have beaten Trump. And I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump. Would have beaten Trump... But I didn't want to be one who caused a party to lose an election."
Lying Creepy Joe: "Compared to 4 years ago, America is stronger!.. our adversaries are weaker than they were when we came into this job 4 years ago!.. we've done so much... we launched massive projects across African Beyond..."
You can't make this shit up. Creepy Joe: "Let's get something in mind about the border. When I became president, the numbers came way down! Number 1. Number 2, we had a circumstance where I pushed very hard..."
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