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🇺🇸 WELCOME TO AMERICAN NEWS NOW! with Chad Thunderstone 🇺🇸 This is not just the news—this is the NEWS ON PRE-WORKOUT. Hosted by the ultra-mega-alpha Chad Thunderstone, American News Now! is your #1 source for satirical, sensationalized, right-wing American commentary on politics, sports, and business—shaken, stirred, and slammed through a folding table like a WWE press conference. Tired of limp-wristed corporate media and soy-laced opinions? Chad delivers truth bombs with a side of creatine, unmasking the deep state, dissecting shady sports scores, and diving into billionaire biz battles—all while doing bicep curls with freedom. Think Alex Jones got a gym membership, shotgunned a Monster, and started a frat podcast with Joe Rogan's punching bag—that’s ***American News Now! *** 💥 Satirical. Jacked. Unapologetically loud. 💥 The truth your stepdad warned you about. 👉 Subscribe now before the lizard people shut us down.