Pissy McGuinness

5 Followers

"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk." "Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life." "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." "I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit." "Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." "Tucker did it." "Say what you want about the deaf." “The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.” “Sometimes I miss the people my characters were before I ruined their lives.” "I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy." "I have many jokes about unemployed people. Sadly none of them work." "I hate to advocate smoking, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Papa Penguin Pontificates

4 Followers

I've fought in 2 wars, tanked 2 marriages, healed humans, visited violence on others and preserved the environment. I'm a whiskey drinkin, beer chuggin, truck drivin, 2nd amendment bearin, motorcycle ridin, overeducated redneck who loves ALL of my fellow Americans. My goal here is to give folks some reasonable things to think about. I don't expect you to agree with all of my viewpoints. And I'm more than open to hearing your side of things. If you've got something interesting to say, I'm all ears. I look forward to hearing from you.

TheMysticalDeepDive

4 Followers

I work as a psychotherapist & meditation teacher who is on a spiritual journey. If you are interested in the evolution of consciousness, your are welcome to join me in this mystical adventure to the heart of being. If you want to contact me, you can do this via my website: www.julian-polzin.de If you enjyo my work, please support the Tiantong Zen School on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ZenSchoolTiantong Or follow me on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/julian_polzin/