Jim Breuer | "I Always Thought School Was the WORST THING That You Could Do for Kids. I Hated School. Why? Because No Kid Is Supposed to Be In a Classroom Sitting Still for That Long. I Ask Adults, Do You Enjoy Sitting In A Cubicle for 8 Hours A Day?
TPM's Libby Emmons: "Go to the drag show, have a great time, get trashed, enjoy yourself ... but don't go hang out at my kid's library and don't go reading them books about how they should cut their dicks off."