George Mason Univ: Sodomite Attacks Elijah From Behind, Police Called, Crowd Grows, Muslims Come Out In Force, I Stomp On The Koran, Muslim Lunges Toward Me, Police Called Again, Muslim Arrested, Student Newspaper Interviews Us
George Mason Univ: Student Assaults Us With Ketchup, Elijah Draws Huge Crowd of Over 100 Students, Muslims Almost Erupt Into Violence, Sodomites Exalt Perversion, Humble Lesbians Seek Truth Toward The End