SUNY Oneonta: Before I Even Get To My Preaching Spot, Police Arrest Me, Take Me Into Custody, Book & Process Me, Fingerprint Me, Then Shove Me In Front of A Local Judge, Judge Then Releases Me!!!! (Arrested for the Gospel's Sake)!
Univ of Michigan: Angry Sodomite Spits On Me Twice, Attempts To Steal My Banner, Security Call Cops, Sodomite Is Handcuffed And Arrested, I Press Charges, I Rebuke A Wicked Baptist Refusing Shabbat, I Warn The Campus About Trump Being The Anti Christ